Showing posts with label toilet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toilet. Show all posts

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Is it necessary?


What's that heap of straw on my balcony, you wonder?
Well, that's what I wanted to know when it arrived by bicycle and a man stood yelling at my door that he had my delivery.
What delivery?
Then I remembered that hours earlier, the plumber had visited.

You see, I'd spent a few hours cleaning the bathroom, two of them just on the toilet. And after the water explosion of a few days before (all faucets and connections dripping and spraying out water), there seemed to be just one smallish leak on the toilet left. So I called the plumber to fix that and do a couple other things around the house.
When he came, he looked at the leak, gave the toilet a little shake, and said, "This is bad." Then he flushed the toilet and water gushed out the back onto the floor. "This is really bad," he said, "You need a new one."
Remembering my long hours of cleaning, I asked, "Is it necessary? Really?"
He flushed the toilet and again we watched the fountain from the back.
"Okay, bring over a new one."

So that's what the delivery man brought over. The new toilet bowl, wrapped in straw.
As for that old one: what a well spent two hours of cleaning only to have it go out with the trash.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

The International Toilet Museum--for real

Today I found myself looking at toilets, yes. A museum full.

There were toilets in many shapes and sizes.

King Louis XIV's toilet, even.
Though we should all be smiling, they took their job of educating about sanitation very seriously. Commendable because, yes...
The side of the road is not the place to go.

They had a real toilet to use, too. Very thorough.